IKEA changes lives.

For the last year I have regularly made large meals to feed me most of a week every week. These meals usually include peeling a good amount of vegetables, or buckets of apples to stew for breakfasts. All of this peeling was made with one of the least practical peelers ever, because I kept forgetting that […]

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Those that don’t fit the mold.

You know the kid. The one giggling in the back. The ‘stupid’ one. The bully. The attention seeker. Yeah. Usually he is the smartest person in the room. His brain works faster, solves problems better, would learn languages quicker than the smart asian girl in the front. He would run better businesses than the nerdy […]

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Babies should name everyone.

My day with children, dogs and hooligans. So I woke to an invitation to a dogs 1st birthday party, had lunch with 10 people and then headed out to my friends house to hang out with him and his two hilarious daughters. (although one was supposed to be asleep…. she ended up running around and […]

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Shooting God in the Face.

You step up to the marker. You have done this many times before, but all of the past attempts are forgotten. All that is left is you, your bow, your arrow, and the target. In other imagination lands you might have a gun or a spear or an axe… the idea being you have something […]

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The King and the Prophet

The prophet walks out into the streets and tells whoever will listen ‘If you keep eating sugar you will all get weird diseases and die. Eat better, maybe take a walk sometimes.’ The king discusses with his advisers and decides that the people need to lose weight because they are dying too quickly, so he prints […]

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