Women. They are cute and pretty. They are smart and they listen and say wise things. They are crazy and make no sense and they make babies and they smell awesome and they save babies from car crashes with super hero-like strength etc etc. Throughout history they have received the short end of every stick […]Read more "Women, the final bastion of hope."
Sitting at my families kitchen bench, wearing a sweater vest. Mum had just returned home from the shops and she mentioned that she had a present for me. I lost my mind!! I was soo excited. Wondering what it was. She handed me a wooden straight edge. It looked like a ruler. What i didn’t understand was… […]Read more "The time i destroyed a ruler and my mother made everything better"